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[ayrdaomei]

**laughs** Alright, six months ago, there was this . Since lisabird asked:


[Poll #743312]

And yes, that third set is in there just so I can see angisageek's face turn that color ^_~

Comments

[acroarcs.livejournal.com]

I feel so cheap and dirty now.

AGAIN.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

GOOD. Because kill David Ortiz? For the kid with the hideous mohawk? You (and six others, apparently) are dead to me.

[acroarcs.livejournal.com]

I thought he'd gotten rid of the mohawk. Hmmm... I don't see the Sox too often because I normally watch the Astros instead, so I guess I don't actually know.

Anyway, I'm clearly marrying Epstein. And there wasn't really any other choice for David. Could I just send him a tactful "Thanks for everything, but we just aren't meant for each other" card instead?

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

If you look up 'be careful what you wish for' in the dictionary of trite overused phrases, that first question would be the prime example. No matter what, Barry's gonna die, but the other two... *shudder*

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

**laughs** Yeah. I couldn't even answer it. How sad is that? It's a meaningless question in a meaningless poll and I COULD NOT COMMIT EITHER WAY ON THOSE TWO.

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

LOL @ Steinbrenner and Bonds.


I always feel bad when I have to kill and Athletic not named Jay Payton. =/

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

an, not and.


what kind of loser corrects minor typos in her comments? that would be me.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Please, I am the QUEEN of spamming people's inboxes with duplicate messages because when I make a mistake, I erase the original and re-reply with a corrected comment. So, you know, GET IN LINE for the loser crown ^_~

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

**laughs** Sorry; I hope you don't lose too much sleep. I'm rather surprised Swisher lost out so handily, though ;_; lol, I should have made Zito the third ^_~

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

Nah, I slept fine. =P

That would have been evil!! It's bad enough that I went back and killed Mark Mulder (I think) on your old one, but to make me kill Rich Harden, too? Hmph.

At least I think that's who was in the poll. It's early, and I'm too lazy to check! ^^;

[lovingthecubs.livejournal.com]

AJ Polish

[laughs... hard] Nice.


Geez, you know how to make it hard on a person, lol.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Basically you guys got all the ones I couldn't decide on myself :P Except that last one, where the clear obvious answer is NOT TO KILL DAVID ORTIZ UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Weirdos.

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

LOL
I'm sorry, the urge to screw Theo was just too strong, and killing Papelbon would be like murdering a little baby kitten. I'm not that cruel!!

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

....YOU KILLED HUSTON STREET?!?!

[lovingthecubs.livejournal.com]

Well, see I have a baby crush on Swish, & of those 3 I've known Street the shortest.

Don't kill ME.. I was sad to do it if it helps my case. :P

[soupypictures.livejournal.com]

Who killed Huston? Haha.

[lovingthecubs.livejournal.com]

[hides]

[rickenbacker.livejournal.com]

lol I HATE THESE THINGS because I expend too much effort on them and then I still leave with the feeling I didn't pass the test. I like everything to have a clear right and wrong answer and this just screws with my universe.

It hurt to go down the aisle with Bonds but killing Polish was really the only option.

Killing Steinman is obviously the answer - thank you for finally making one easy - and I find Cashman attractive but Mo seems like a good family man, so fuck Brian and marry Mo it is.

The Indians ... 24 hours ago I would have done something with Travis Hafner but then I read the Dan Patrick interview where he was talking about taking him 5 hours to kill a deer and really that's just asking for it. Mrs Sizemore it is, though it's possible he would be so adorable he would get on your nerves.

Kill Big Papi -- like everyone else apparently -- because he's the most Boston you can get and last year it was all ortiz this and ortiz that and ignoring the pujols. Theo might be a nice guy but he doesn't seem like someone I'd want to have a relationship based on the physical, so fuck Papelbon it is.

AND I AM SPENDING NO MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS TODAY

[rickenbacker.livejournal.com]

and I totally forgot the A's one...

marry Huston because he's the one I'd want to spend the most time with. and, he needs someone to make sure he doesn't fall back off the bandwagon.

somewhat surprising to me that i chose to knock off harden but i think i'm still a little disappointed that he's not bobby crosby. and maybe want to make sure he doesn't open his big mouth and tell barry about the flirting. and also, he'll be missed less because doesn't everyone think he's dead by now anyway?

swisher would prolly be good in the sack.

[lovingthecubs.livejournal.com]

because doesn't everyone think he's dead by now anyway?


Ouch. :P

[owllover711.livejournal.com]

Um, WHERE ARE MY PROPS for marrying Ortizzle, HMMM??!?

*taps foot obnoxiously*

[poisonavery.livejournal.com]

The mere fact that you included Jonathan Papelbon leads me to believe that you DO care about him, and do not, as you claim, think he is a whore.

I was expecting an NL East group in here. Somewhere. Hanley-Uggla-Jacobs? Utley-Bell-Fasano? Frenchy-McCann-Huddy? Kaz-Jose-David? You have let me down, Myriem. :(