Dunkin Donuts should deliver.

[ayrdaomei]

'Cause I'd like another Turtle Nut Latte and I don't feel like driving.

Dear Bret Boone,

Just say no.

Love,
the world

PS - I am still pulling for you, though. God awful hair and all.

In other less distressing ex-Mariners news, Mike Cameron is a huge dork. Or he has a crush on AP photographer Elaine Thompson, I'm not sure which.

Camera dude, sure it's a neat artsy shot, BUT HONESTLY. In the future, please take pictures of Scotty's sexy body and not his shadow. Thanks.

Question: Have the captions of photos in the Yahoo gallery always indicated the national origin of non-American players? Because I don't know if it's something they've just started doing, or I'm just noticing it now because of all the WBC hullabaloo.

Hey, it's Doug. All blurry and in the background, but Doug. Just...saying. Grudzie is nowhere to be seen.

Also, I'd like to note point out that it's after 3pm out in Arizona on the day that position players reported for Oakland, and I haven't seen a single pic out of that camp since Sunday. Wtf.

Comments

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Wow, Myr. Your commentaries are priceless. Also laughing uproariously at your tag for the entry. ;-)

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Y'know, it's really hard to hate a guy with hair THAT ridiculous.

Also, at least that picture is better than this one (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=f77d22d8c16248f982723ff622d453b4.royals_spring_training_baseball_azcr103&prov=ap) of Mientkiewicz. And yes, I still remember how to spell his last name. Go me!

[schnaucl.livejournal.com]

Yes, that hair is so very bad.

I miss Cammy! I miss him more than any other player. He always had such joy and none of our players now show joy or much of anything else, really. Cammy!

[schnaucl.livejournal.com]

Also, that icon both amuses me and inspires great amounts of guilt. :P

[natural-center.livejournal.com]

Oh, Boonie.

It'll probably look better when it's half grown out. But still.

[poisonavery.livejournal.com]

Now why would someone like Myr care about someone like Doug Mientkiewicz?

[owllover711.livejournal.com]

DOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGG

BRRREEEEEEEEETTTTT

*sob*

my boys...there's signs of life yet.