YOU GUYS.

~ Just saw a commercial for Dan Haren's In My Own Words.

Audio of him claiming "I've always been a family guy. When I leave my kid and go on road trips? I cry." Over images of Danny playing on the floor with his oddly named infant spawn.

What is that?!? That's not fair. You're killing me, FSNAZ. My ovaries can't take that kind of stuff this early in the morning.

~ I apparently cannot take much early in the morning. I have no desire to see Terminator: Salvation, but I just love the use of NIN's The Day The World Went Away in the trailer. Well done, trailer editing person! Does anyone have an mp3 of this remix?

hallelujah

According to Murph and Mac, Brian Wilson has deleted his Twitter. In Monday's Chronicle, Henry Schulman mentioned Wilson tweeting about being out carousing in the wee hours of Sunday morning (because Wilson then went on to blow the save on Sunday afternoon). As the guys tell it, Wilson confronted Schulman about the column in the clubhouse, and then claimed that he actually HADN'T been out in AZ bars at 1AM. He said he was really at the team hotel, and that he'd made up all the stuff he'd tweeted about. Uh huh.

Now that Wilson's twitter has been deleted, perhaps I'll be subjected to far fewer updates about Zito's account? Hope springs eternal. I mean, be quirky all you want, kids. I just don't want to hear about it every damn morning