listen closely. that is the sound of your childhood being brutally assaulted.

Flipping stations over breakfast this morning and what should I stumble upon but a show on the WB called Loonatics Unleashed. Um, did y'all know about this? How could no one tell me? I CAME UPON IT WITH NO WARNING. And there was scarrage.

Let me get this straight. Setting aside Taz and that chick who I'm guessing is Lola Bunny revisted. Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner...and Bugs and Daffy...are superheroes? And they defend Acmetropolis....TOGETHER? That's just...wrong. They hate each other. They're mortal enemies. Wile E. and Road Runner aren't boys. They don't hang. Wile E. wants Runner to not be alive anymore. Daffy can't stand Bugs. These are fundamental operative principles of the universe. So I say again. What the fuck.

What, I'm supposed to be okay with it because they changed the names and futzed with their look?

Whatever. I just feel betrayed, kids. Like, deep in my heart, I thought it was understood that there are things you just don't fuck with. The classic Looney Toons crew being one of them. I mean, Tiny Toons was one thing. But this. It's just wrong. **sulks**

And then on top of that, I got my resurrected Three Witches and it smells like ick. I think [Bad username or site: joseybird / @ livejournal.com] said that she left hers open overnight and in the morning it smelled just like her old bottle, so cross your fingers for me.

In less soul destroying news, last night's BSG? I have just one thing to say: I CHEERED. Hu-freakin'-zzah and all that jazz.