Damn it! I'd been holding out hope for a new opening sequence.
Also, who the fuck is Dallas Roberts?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Dana and Alice broke up? No wonder she's looking so rough. I mean, I knew they would, you could see that shit coming, but I feel kinda robbed. We rooted for them to get together, we saw it start to fall apart but we don't see them come to terms with the fact that it's not gonna work and we don't even get any of the immediate fallout. It's just, here: six months later, here's how it is. That's kinda lame.
On the bright side, Dana/Sous Chef = WHOOOOOOOOOOOO. Sorry, Alice. Poor, druggie Alice. Also, can you not put people's business on the radio? Damn.
HEY IT'S THAT GUY. This dude with the guitar. I need to learn his name already, he keeps showing up on my tv shows.
Also, Angelica is hella cute. Still hate her name though.
Ugh. Helena. GO AWAY. Though her enthusiasm at the specter of a lover was kind of amusing. If it's Alice, I'm gonna stab myself in the face.
Shane's hair is atrocious. Atrocious. And she and Carmen are still together? Hmm.
Tina, again, looking good in those jeans. She should probably just wear jeans more often. I liked her little ensemble at the Planet.
ROTFLMAO at the awkwardness that immediately set in as soon as Alice showed up. Aahahahaha. I am (perversely, I know) amused. God, she's so pathetic.
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Helena/Alice is so wrong. And makes no. sense.
So does Alice somehow not realize she's the Helena of Bette/Tina/Helena fame? Because I find it weird that she's so pally with her when Bette's probably told everyone that Helena had her fired.
Also, is this car chase sequence supposed to be funny? Because Alice is being stalkerish and scary, and it's really not okay.
Oh, Jenny. I didn't miss you at all. Sorry your mom is so special.
Wow, could Carmen's family have been any more of a stereotype? But lol @ Shane in that dress. I don't particularly care for Shane/Carmen, but they do have a kind of chemistry.
I have a problem with how obtuse Bette is being with the social worker. I mean, I think most people understand agency people show up with a checklist and you tell them what they want to hear for an hour and then they're out of your life and you can do whatever you want once you've gotten the pass from them. Why is she being stupid about this? This is serious stuff.
Ugh, Alice, stop being creepy. It distresses me.
I love this song that's playing in the background of this dance sequence at the bar. If only Jenny would shut up so I could hear more of it.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE - WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL? I mean, they've dropped enough hints but why do they just keep dancing around it?
Okay, seriously. Seriously. I hate what they're doing with Alice. Why is she a crazy person all at once? I get that she loved Dana and this was rough for her, but why must she become a psycho nutjob? Also, why are her buds seemingly okay with the fact that she's CLEARLY not herself and not handling these meds well?
And damn it, now I have to retire my Alice/Dana icon, because she's being a psychopath.
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Also, talk about your delayed reactions: I was futzing with a new wallpaper between classes today (tada! I'm easily amused. What can I say.) and I JUST GOT hmm. this might prove to be a problem, considering all the bending zito does on a daily basis.
Hahahaha. I'm a little
I realized earlier that I hadn't watched the prequel for the new season of 24 yet. It just finished downloading, so I think I might do that Friday or so, get myself psyched up for Sunday. Or more psyched up, rather. With all the new promo spots Fox has put out, I reached 'psyched' about two weeks ago :-P
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