"Chris Kattan is a weird metrosexual. And so are you."

[ayrdaomei]

AHAHAHAHA. I love this move to ESPN 2. I missed my boys. I did. (Some Dallas reporter suggested that ESPN would eventually make a Mike & Mike movie, and he named Chris Kattan as the actor who would play Greeny. Greeny was upset; he wanted to be played by Jon Stewart. Golic pointed out why Kattan was a better match XD)

Anyway, [Bad username or site: rickenbacker / @ livejournal.com]:

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Hope they're light enough for you. I never know how brightness will translate on someone else's monitor.

Also, seriously, if you're one of the two baseball fans on my f-list who do not have [Bad username or site: candle_beck / @ livejournal.com] friended, get thee to a nunnery! you need to head on over and check out The Exciting Adventure of Zito On The Floor. Hilarity, people.

ETA:
"You don't think I'm cool, goodlooking, and funny?"
"... I think you're funny."
"That's it?"
"Well, one out of three ain't bad. You go one for three in baseball and you're a millionaire. You're Miguel Tejada."

**loves on my dorky morning sports talk show hosts**