this bodes so well for exams

[ayrdaomei]

Looked up during the President's speech to see on the lower half of CNN's screen:

BUSH: IRAQ "CENTRAL FRONT IN WAR AGAINST HUMANITY."

And I'm already brain dead by 10 in the morning because I'm sitting there going "...Holy shit. The crazy bastard officially declared war on humanity?"

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[lisabird.livejournal.com]

DOWN WITH HUMANITY.

UP WITH CRAZY-ASS WHITE FOLK.

...duh. :D

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

I thought maybe he figured MORE WAR was the answer to his falling approval ratings ^_~ He could have been like "Huh. Well, they liked me tons when we first started this thing. Maybe the American People are just tired of the same old same old. We need to think big!"

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

And what better way to think big than to declare war on the entire human race? We'll eliminate ourselves at the end, of course. Save the best for last!

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...

...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!"

:-P

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA.

"Or, to save on postage, I'll poison him with this

p.s. I just noticed what you're listening to and I wanted to tell you that you're my hero.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Really? Have we put the whole Garth Brooks thing behind us? :-P

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

We do not speak of Garth Brooks. :P

[caruso.livejournal.com]

Now, I wouldn't be all that surprised.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

But this is the administration that's all about secreths! Secreths and lieths! / Lana. I mean you can't just, you know, TELL EVERYBODY you're declaring war on them. Cause then they might try to do something stupid, like, you know, fight back.

[caruso.livejournal.com]

fighting back against an unjust war is unamerican!!!11111!111!!!11!!!!!11!!eleven

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Damn skippy. I mean, what are you? some kind of commie queer?

[caruso.livejournal.com]

I mean, what are you? some kind of commie queer?

i'm a bleeding heart commie liberal queer!

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

You forgot colored! Damn colored folk, always agitatin'.

[caruso.livejournal.com]

you have a godboy icon! rock!

[wicked-goddess.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

^_~