Omg. Moose just made me throw up a little bit.

[ayrdaomei]

So [Bad username or site: sensefille / @ livejournal.com] links me to this.

And all she says to me is "Brace yourself."

Dude. Can I just.

I mean.

**head-desks**

Leave it to guys like Bronson, Moose. At least there weren't carebears involved. Or tongue.

CHRISSY, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF WARNING IS 'BRACE YOURSELF'?

ETA: [Bad username or site: cruzalicious / @ livejournal.com], I think this might just do it. Don't cheer too loud, dude. It's like the baseball gods gave you a birthday present.

Edit 2:
Ayrdaomei: ew
Johnnybvo: ew at the girls? or your boys cheap ass value city shirt?

**laughs** Don't mock my pain, dude.

Comments

[piney61.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck drinks Coronas?! Well, except "Bronson" ;)

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

**laughs** I don't know, dude. Who is that man? I know him not.

[piney61.livejournal.com]

Those girls look like they're from some sort of Children of the Corn cult or something

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

They do! The red eye action in the center effectively adds to all the reasons they SKEEVE ME OUT.

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Those girls are hella scary-looking, too. JAYSUS.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

God, Moose. At least have some taste, man. I guess all Jeter and A-Rod's castoffs were taken.

[lisabird.livejournal.com]

Tee hee. Jeter and A-Rod don't like girls! You make me laugh. :D

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Their beard castoffs then :-P

[cruzalicious.livejournal.com]

Hmm, those girls are totally butt, but at least Pussina comes off like an actual human being, instead of a brooding asshole. He drinks Coronas, LOL. What is up with that fugly striped shirt and those Wal-Mart wrangler jeans? Gross, man. Bootleg cell phone, too..

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

but at least Pussina comes off like an actual human being, instead of a brooding asshole.

I LOVED LIKED THE BROODING ASSHOLE.

What is up with that fugly striped shirt and those Wal-Mart wrangler jeans? Gross, man. Bootleg cell phone, too..

Well, at least it's properly established that the man has NO. TASTE. PRETTY MUCH ALL AROUND.

[americanleaguer.livejournal.com]

Ah, Moose, a little of the shine comes off now, eh? Thank god for the internet, humanizer of the stars. ;P

Those girls are rather ew. Fake tan and bad highlights and raccoon eye makeup are bad separately, but together they are LETHAL. I mean, when the GUY is prettier than the girls he's with, you've got a problem there.

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Ah, Moose, a little of the shine comes off now, eh?

**takes a moment from building her bonfire of Moose t-shirts, action figures and READ posters** Yeah. A little.

I mean, when the GUY is prettier than the girls he's with, you've got a problem there.

**laughs** Well, scary skanks need love too!

[bisquickgoddess.livejournal.com]

Jeez, if you're going to drink with skanky women, at least make sure they're attractive skanky women...

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Right? I can't decide if it weighs in his favor at all that they're not cute and he's still wearing his wedding ring :-P

[rickenbacker.livejournal.com]

aw, hon *pats* Sorry about the skanks. And the fashion disaster.

I say they slipped something in his drink.

P.S. Carebears?

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

Bronson Arroyo, also married, made the genius move earlier this summer of allowing himself to be photographed making out with a co-ed. She had Carebear sheets on her bed :-P

[rickenbacker.livejournal.com]

omg..lol. The poor wife. I can just see her "and...wtf Bronson...CAREBEARS???"

I hate it when heroes take a nosedive off the pedestal and turn out to be bloody human. Or, in the case of males, something less than human, i.e. A GUY. Ugh.

Because despite knowing better, something in me still wants to hold onto the idea that not all men are pigs. And baseball players are supposed to be THE ONES, dammit.

And I know the feeling of wanting to build a bonfire out of all the memorabilia you have on your wall which comes after a pedastal crash. I haven't had that with baseball yet (maybe the East Coast media thing we're always bitching about isn't necessarily a bad thing - keeps our players out of the spotlight) but I've definitely had it with other passions.

[sensefille.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. :-( It could have been MUCH worse, though. Arroyo's just one example.