(I still find something about Huston Street rather off-putting though. I realize it seems to be just me. But seriously, there's something very "I want to be a real boy" about him. He's just so...doll-like. I guess because he seems so impossibly young to be playing pro-ball. Weirds me out.)

IT'S THE TEETH. Take a look at them! They're like android teeth or something; too perfect! How much whitening toothpaste must he use, a 100 tons a year??